My Landlord...
  • I talked to my landlord about tattoos (in Swedish) and she can't English very well and she's about 26 years old.
  • Me: I want a Tattoo that says "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
  • Landlord: You sold what?
  • Me: ...
  • Landlord: ...
  • Me: I said "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." You do know where that comes from right?
  • Landlord: No, I don't. Where?
  • Me: ...
  • Me: I'm not friends with you anymore!!!
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